Monday, March 16, 2009

Stop Taking My Coffee Mug

Someone keeps taking my coffee mug at work. I need to get a mug that says something like "World's Greatest Pederast" to keep people from using it.

I went to the the NAMBLA website to see if they have an online store. The site was black and ominous and only had a field where you enter a password. I tried "scout leader," "priest," "limbaugh." Nothing seemed to work.

I picked up the phone and called a guy in programming and asked for his password. At first he pretended to not know what NAMBLA was. Reluctantly he suggested "entrapment."

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